I think you should know when I was walking past your house last night, I saw you jerking your dick and spying on the young girl living next door to you.  Don’t believe me?  I just happen to have a video of you in the act, you sick perv.  See for yourself.  I think you and I have something to talk about, like how I am going to own you as my pathetic blackmail phone sex pig.  I mean honestly, I could care less that you tug on your little fat sausage as you watch that pretty young girl undress.  Does she tease you? I bet she does.  I kind of got the feeling she knew you were watching.  So yeah I don’t really care about what sick game you two are playing.  But I bet your wife would. And I am damn sure her parents would be very interested in this video.  Or…maybe I should just take it straight to the police. Hmmm? No?  Well, I’ll tell you what.  You set up a private account for me and every week you deposit $5,000 for the rest of your life, and I’ll keep this very damning evidence locked up.  You cross me and miss just one payment, and I will bring you down without a second thought.  Do we have an understanding? Oh and by the way, I will probably require some other incentives to keep this secret of yours.  So bare in mind our blackmail phone sex arrangement is subject to change on a whim.  Basically, as I said, I own you for life you disgusting little perv!